Great news! The 3 young lads of Top Gear - original-format genuine Top Gear United Kingdom with the barely-legal presenters & their tamed racing joker - are back today, on the 2nd of Nov, for an ambitious but rubbish new Series 12!!!
SPOILER WARNING!

First of all, there's the Top Gear ad which reveals just about everything on what's going to be shown…

& the most exciting bit of the video shows this:

A Bugatti Veyron at the hands claws of The Stig. Remember when Top Gear magazine got Stig to do a threesome photoshoot in Dubai... So finally, someone pitied them & decided to lend his Veyron against the promised 38 quids. Bugatti have always refused to let Top Gear take the Veyron around the track.
The Veyron certainly won't be the fastest car, since it will be slow on the corners, but its massive acceleration of 0-100 in 2.53s & its spoiler brakes will be crucial. I'd predict a time around the Enzo.

Other snips from the trailer:

• Veritas RS III
  
• Stig in a Bugatti Veyron
  
• Lamborghini Gallardo
  
• Speedboat driving
  
• Double decker bus racing
  
• Semi truck foolishness
  
• Pagoni Zonda
  
• Corvette ZR1
  
• Cadillac CTS-V
  
• Dodge Challenger SRT8
  
• Reno shenanigans
  
• Mercedes Benz C63 AMG
  
• Lexus IS-F
  
• Bathroom challenge, apparently

Teasers from Top Gear Magazine: - James tests the Honda FCX Clarity in California.

- A bunch of Touring Car drivers are assembled to race buses in an effort to find out the best transport solution for London. - The boys are given a wholly unsuitable car to modify to match the performance of an Evo X FQ-300 around the track.

- James goes to Finland to find out why they drink so much coffee, borrow more library books than any other nation and produce so many world class drivers for such a small country.

- The Ferrari Daytona is 40 and to celebrate Richard and James race each other in a Daytona and a powerboat around the Mediterranean. - Jeremy and James look at the cars from the days of Soviet Russia. - The boys do an economy run from Switzerland to Blackpool to switch on the Illuminations. Rumour has it not all of them get there. - Jeremy goes shopping in the new Ford Fiesta. - Another Cheap Car Challenge, this time in trucks, results in a lifetime ban from Millbrook Proving Grounds. Expect an appearance from the Stig's Fat Truck Driving Cousin. - Road trip from San Francisco to Bonneville in modern muscle cars to see if the Americans can make good cars.

- Season Finale - can they travel the length of Vietnam on a budget of 13 million Vietnamese Dong? Which is about £1.38, probably.

In the first episode : – to be aired this Sunday at 20:00GMT (01:00AM Monday) 

Motoring news and views from the usual team. Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May decide to buy second hand lorries, despite knowing almost nothing about the world of trucks, and then set about discovering how easy it is to be an HGV driver. Jeremy is also on the test track with a scary Porsche 911, a tame Lamborghini Gallardo and a surprisingly talented Labrador. And chat show legend Michael Parkinson is the Star In A Reasonably Priced Car. More here on TopGear.com

Btw Jeremy gets to review the new Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4 which was gifted to the Italian Police a few weeks ago with state of the art gadgets... Read more here.

& in episode 2:

Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May travel to the US to take three new generation muscle cars on an epic road trip from San Francisco to the heart of Utah. And after the excitement of their last American road trip, this time they do their best to avoid letting a mob of angry locals pelt them with rocks. Meanwhile, back in the UK Jeremy tests the feisty new Fiat 500 Abarth and pop idol Will Young is the Star In A Reasonably Priced Car. Last but not least: Check this Road To Top Gear[j/k] Top Gear S12 E01 is here!!! Top.Gear.S12E01.WS.PDTV.XviD-RiVER Download here!